Ryanism

The other day Ryan and I were driving and talking about his facial hair -you know,..we talk about that stuff a lot. He was saying he kinda likes the way his face looks when it's scruffy, but he feels bad that it scratches my face when we kiss. And I agree with both statements. He then proceeded to say the following:
"I wish that I had retractable facial hair like a cat's claws" Following that statement up with the action and sound effects of a cat retracting it's claws. "rowr pht pht" ---you just can't type that kind of thing out,..sorry.
-Probably one of those "you had to be there" moments, but it was really really funny and I was laughing about it all night. He always makes me laugh so much. It's great to have free entertainment like that.